December 2020

Pre-Season Bingo

Keep track of the pre-season cliches with our pre-season bingo.

Pre-season has already hit some clubs, while others are gearing up to head back onto the paddock in the summer heat.

We all know the cliches so why not keep track of them with our pre-season bingo?

Hardest pre-season everRookie/Veteran becoming
fittest in the team
Player dropping large amount of weightArmy boot
Training the house down
Sand dunesMelbourne sending players to a worksitePlayer revitalised at new clubOff-season controversyPolice charges
Training in 40 degreesNews Corp releases a strongest/fastest players listFREE SPACERound one teams predicted despite clubs not naming 30 man squadsVideo of a drunk player on Australia Day
Player agitates for release from clubPeter V’landys floats another rule change – Phil Gould is enragedJournalist spends a day training with a teamPhotos of “overweight” players returning to training published by News CorpThe next Inglis/SBW
Newly recruited player insults former teamPeter FitzSimons keeps talking about a sport that doesn’t care who he isMedia outlets fill slow news days with endless listiclesRookie player impresses coaching staffPremiership predictions

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